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A man had tickets to see the Gold Medal Volleyball Match at the Olympics, front row, center court. As he sits down, a woman comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

“No,” he says. The seat is empty.

“This is incredible”, said the woman. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Gold Medal Finals and not use it?”

He says “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Olympic Volleyball Finals we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh … I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbor – to take the seat?”

The man shakes his head “No. They’re all at the funeral.”

 

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10 Reasons you are not likely to get a good set:

1.Your back court players are scared of the ball
2.Your best setter is the mascot
3.You have a sore neck from looking up at all the other players
4.Your best hitter wants a turn setting
5.Who ever is at the middle in the front sets
6.Your playing beach volleyball and 1/2 the players are missing
7.You are the setter
8.The back court setter literally sets from the back of the court
9.Its Sunday at Good Neighbour and your setter is still drinking from Saturday night.
10.Your coach is filling in as the setter.

 

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VOLLEYBALL TERRORIST NEWS

Latest news reports advise that a group of 4 terrorists has been operating, hiding, and playing volleyball in various Tournaments across Sydney.

The Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 terrorists have been caught and detained for questioning. The terrorists Bin Spikin, Bin Diggin, and Bin Servin have been arrested on immigration issues.

The police also advise that they cant identify the fourth group member, “Bin Drinkin”, Police fear that anyone who looks and acts like “Bin Drinkin” will blend in well within the Sydney Volleyball community.

Be warned that police officers may ask you seemingly simple questions like “So, you Bin Drinkin ?”. Always answer “No, of course not !”

 

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LOGAN LOCAL WINS LOTTO
A Bogan Logan family wins lotto and moves to Sydney. There boy comes home from his first day in year 7 and say Dad I tried out for the volleyball team and the teacher said I was the best blocker and best hitter on the team. “That’s cause your a Logan Bogan” said his dad proudly. He also said I had the higher reach of any other player in year 7. “That’s cause your a Logan Bogan” said his dad proudly. The teacher also said I have the most facial hair of any other player in the team. “That’s cause you’re 19 years old” said his dad.